WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING

STAR-DOM TOP 10: THINGS U DON'T WANT 2 C IN THE CLUB

  • YOUR PU**Y WHEN YOU BEND OVER
  • AN UGLY N***A WIT THE FINEST CHIK IN THE CLUB
  • PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT RAIN WITH ONE DOLLAR BILLS
  • A FAT CHICK IN SKIN TIGHT DRESS ABOUT TO BURST THE SEAMS
  • A FINE N***A WITH A BAD HAIR CUT
  • SOMEONE SLEEP IN A CORNER DRUNK
  • THE SAME OUTFIT SHE WORE LAST WEEK
  • SKRANY GUYS WITH NO SHIRT ON
  • MUFFIN TOPS
  • THE CLUB EMPTY AT 11:30

Monday, November 17, 2008

FOR THOSE OF YOU HATIN ON FIX

LOOK ALL THIS BULL SHIT ABOUT HOW FIX IS THE THE LATEST GHETTO CLUB TO TRY AND MAKE IT IN THE GASLAMP TAKE FUCKING NOTE.


WE'VE SOLD OUT FOUR WEEKS IN A ROW WITH A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK OF PEOPLE HOPING THEY CAN GET INTO THE CLUB AND THATS BY 12. WE GOT SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADIES IN OUR CLUB PARTYING WITH US. WE GOT NIGGAS POPPIN BOTTLES EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND STILL TAKEN UP SPACE AT THE BAR BUYING MORE DRINKS.

NO HOMO BUT IVE SEEN MORE THAN A FEW WINNERS IN FIX AND WOW CHECK THIS EVEN ONE OF THEM WAS WHITE AND HAD A BANGING OPEN BACK BLACK DRESS THAT HAD ALL THE OTHER GIRLS HATIN.

"I COME TO FIX CUZ I KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I CAN HEAR THE HIP HOP & R&B I WANT TO HEAR ALL NIGHT LONG," ONE CLUB GOER TOLD ME.


ANOTHER GUY HAD THIS TO SAY, "WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA GO WHERE I CAN GET FUCKED UP, CHILL WITH THE HOMIES, HEAR THE MUSIC I LIKE, AND SEE A GIRL I ACTUALLY WOULD WANT TO SEE THE NEXT DAY."

NO IT WASN'T JUST A BUNCH OF LAMES NIGGAS OR DUSTY BITCHES ON THE DANCE FLOOR. FINE AND UGLY NIGGAS A LIKE WERE GIGGIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR LISTENIN TO UNLEADED'S LOUD ASS ON THE MIKE AND BIRDY BIRD SPINNING. YES IT WAS A CLUB FULL OF BLACK PEOPLE... AND IT WAS IN FULL JUK FROM START TO FINISH WITH DRINKS IN THE AIR AND ROB PLAYING SECURITY GUARD WITH A GIRL BACKIN ALL HER SHIT UP ON HIM AT THE SAME TIME.


IT'S BEEN SAID, " FACE IT ITS FACES"

OK FACE THAT WE AREN'T GOIN ANYWHERE, EXCEPT BACK TO THE CLUB THIS FRIDAY TO HAVE ANOTHER SELL OUT NIGHT AND HAVE YOUR CHIK DANCIN GETTIN WORKED OVER ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

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