WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING

STAR-DOM TOP 10: THINGS U DON'T WANT 2 C IN THE CLUB

  • YOUR PU**Y WHEN YOU BEND OVER
  • AN UGLY N***A WIT THE FINEST CHIK IN THE CLUB
  • PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT RAIN WITH ONE DOLLAR BILLS
  • A FAT CHICK IN SKIN TIGHT DRESS ABOUT TO BURST THE SEAMS
  • A FINE N***A WITH A BAD HAIR CUT
  • SOMEONE SLEEP IN A CORNER DRUNK
  • THE SAME OUTFIT SHE WORE LAST WEEK
  • SKRANY GUYS WITH NO SHIRT ON
  • MUFFIN TOPS
  • THE CLUB EMPTY AT 11:30

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

IF ALL ELSE FAILS CALL IN SICK


NO MATTER HOW MUCH MICHEAL TRIES TO DENY IT.... WE KNOW THAT HE'S ONE OF US AND JUST PROVED IT. HE'S SCHEDULED TO MAKE A COURT APPEARANCE IN LONDON TO TESTIFY IN A LAW SUIT BEING FILED AGAINST HIM ($7 MILL).

HIS EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE IT.... IM SICK???

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS ISN'T A NINE TO FIVE WHERE YOU HAVE SICK DAYS AND CAN CALL IN? MIKE JUST ADMIT IT YOUR PETER PAN PALE AS SHIT ASS OWES SOMEBODY MONEY AND YOU'RE TRYNNA GET AWAY WITH NOT PAYIN IT.

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